Christmas Chuckles

[maggiebee]

What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!

What kind of motorbike does Santa ride? A Holly Davidson!

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer!

Why don't you ever see Santa in hospital? Because he has private elf care!

Why is it getting harder to buy Advent calendars? Their days are numbered!

What did Santa say to the smoker? Please don't smoke, it's bad for my elf!

Who is Santa’s favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!

That's all for now folks.................have a lovely day

[Bobbisox1]

Excellent ,hohoho :0)

[Chipchopper]

May your yule be cool!

[marval]

Very good

[Patsy33]

Lol
How did Mary and Joseph know Jesus' weight when he was born? They had a weigh in a manger!