Don't Panic!

[Chipchopper]

A wife sends her husband to the supermarket with a list of items to stock up with, just in case they run out, due to panic buyers.
Two hours later he returns home with several bags of shopping in squeezed into the boot of family car.
Husband: "I hope you have room in the freezer for all these bread rolls"
Wife: "What bread rolls, I didn't ask you to get any rolls?"
Husband : "O' yes you did, I got it right here on the list"
Wife : "Give me that list here, that aint 100 rolls, that says - loo rolls".

[jno]

pitaful.

[Bazile]

I thought 'loo rolls' was a singer

[Old_Geezer]

Indeed. I always wondered who'd give or take a name meaning a... wipe. Weird.

[Chipchopper]

Well, I guess Pita bread is easy to slide under the door, if the worse comes to the worst.

[marval]

He should have used his loaf.

[Mamyalynne]

....rationed to one slice at a time.