Flower

[Trevilino]

Just wanted to let you all know that I have been admitted into hospital and they are keeping me in. I’ve only gone and poisoned myself, thanks to my cooking skills. What I thought was an onion for my salad turned out to be a daffodil bulb. They said I should be out early spring.

[Buenchico]

Oh dear. I hope that you don't hear the doctor say "I'm sorry. That's shallot mate!"

[marval]

That brought a tear to my eye.

[maggiebee]

Oh flower, hope you're out and blooming soon.

[Tilly2]

Oh, what a pickle!

[Theland]

You'll wander lonely as a cloud.

[aelmpvw]

they didn't suspect jaundice then?

[Spicerack]

You daff thing.

[shoota]

Bit narcissistic if you ask me...

[Spicerack]

^ That deserves a rocket.

[Chipchopper]

The upshot is, you have a lovely vase of onions in your window.