You Rat

[mallyh]

a young lady walked into a shop and saw the chap she had slept with the night before,he was stacking washing powder ."you lying rat "she yelled "last night you told be you were a stunt pilot "..."no"he says "I told you I was a member of the ariel display team"

[Captain2]

So he didn't come clean, then?

[marval]

lol

[Patsy33]

He thinks he's whiter than white..

[Mamyalynne]

Now he has to Surf the web for a new date.

[Captain2]

Not much Comfort for her either.

[Patsy33]

You want to deter gent...

[Chipchopper]

It will all come out in the wash

[Theland]

That was Bold of him.

[Bazile]

So he spun her a tale.

Frankly , that wouldn't wash with me