More Fun
My mate has invited me to a nudist party next week...
It seems strange but to be honest, I might go if I have nothing on!
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My optician has just told me that I'm colour blind....
Well, that came completely out of the green.
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My new girlfriend told that I'm complete rubbish in bed............I told her that it was unfair to make such a judgement in less than a minute.
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I rang up B&Q to ask how big the queue was?
Same size as the B, dick head, came the reply.
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