In A Bank

[Rondy]

A woman is walking out of the bank and she has a £50 note in each ear. She passes two bank workers, one turn to the other and says: "See that woman...she's £100 in arrears."
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I know a dog owner who had his dog's tail cut off. When I asked why he said his mother in law was coming to stay
and he didn't want the dog to make her feel welcome.
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A man goes into a pub with a lump of tarmac under his arm. He says t the barman. "A pint of beer please, and one for the road."
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[bookbinder]

Not bad, but definitely groanworthy!

[Spicerack]

Lol. terrible.

[Patsy33]

Lol..

[piggynose]

Bit early for xmas cracker jokes.