The Cockroach....

[Smowball]

While playing in the backyard, eight years old Benjamin burns and kills a poor honey bee.

His father David sees him killing the honey bee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one week!”

Later that afternoon, Benjamin’s dad catches him while he was tearing wings off a butterfly.

“That’s enough! No butter for you for one week!” says his dad.

Later that evening as Johnny’s mother Brigette cooks dinner,suddenly a cockroach run across the kitchen floor.

Brigette jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Benjamin and David watching her.

Benjamin looks at his father and says, “Dad! Are you going to tell her or shall I ?

[Bazile]

What's Benjamin and David doing in Johnny and Brigette's kitchen ?

[Chipchopper]

I could see that coming....no roach ;-)

[Smowball]

There’s kalways one ,,,,,,,,lol

[piggynose]

Who is johnny?

[zebo]

Oddly reminds me of sniggering in the playground at about 10 to a similar story.
The Vicar calls out the AA to his broken down car, he tells the AA man that the wipers don't wipe, the spark plugs don't spark and the piston doesn't ...................
The innocence of being 10 over 60 years ago!

[Patsy33]

Lol..