Scottish Accent?

[Rondy]

So I walked into a this bar and heard two girls speaking in what sounded like a lovely Scottish accent. I said: "So, are you two girls from Scotland?"

One of them said: "Wales Idiot!"

So I said: "Oh, I am terribly sorry about that. So, are you two Whales from Scotland?"

That's the last thing I remember.

[Bazile]

So the emergency services fished you out of the lake next door , half drowned .

[shoota]

A so-so-so-so joke...