I've Just Opened..

[Patsy33]

I’ve just opened an Elvis Presley themed steak house…

It’s aimed at people who love meat tender.

[bookbinder]

groanworthy!

[Mamyalynne]

To get the customers in and out quickly put up a sign "A little less conversation".

[Patsy33]

Well, people got a lot o' livin to do Mamya...

[Theland]

Albert Pierre point had a sign in his pub, ''No Hanging Around The Bar.''

[lady-janine]

TL - lol. Very apt.

[Bobbisox1]

I want mine medium/well done or I’ll be doing a Return to Sender !

[calmck]

If they are Lonesome Tonight they will come

[Patsy33]

Gosh. Some great answers..
I'm all shook up!

[DTCwordfan]

Aahh Patsy, you are such a rare bit on here!

[Patsy33]

Thank you for noticing, DTC.
Well done...

[mallyh]

hope there won't be a wooden tart for dessert x

[DTCwordfan]

Say none, si vous plait.....

[Patsy33]

Mallyh, don't worry, there's Tutti Frutti..

[Bobbisox1]

I’ll have Lamb shank please Patsy
The Wonder of Ewe

[mallyh]

that's all right x

[mallyh]

and a side of polk salad

[DTCwordfan]

A-bop-bop-a-loom-op a-lop-bop-boom
Tutti frutti au AB
Tutti frutti au AB
Tutti frutti au AB
Tutti frutti au AB
Tutti frutti au AB
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I've got a gal, named MallyH too
She know just what to do
I got a gal, named MallyH too
She knows just what to do
She rocks to the east
She rolls to the west
She's the gal that I love best
Tutti frutti au AB
Tutti frutti au AB
Tutti frutti au AB
Tutti frutti au AB
Tutti frutti au AB
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I've got a gal, named Patsy
She almost drives me crazy
I've got a gal, named Patsy
She almost drives me crazy
She knows how to love me
Yes indeed, AB Men you don't know
What she's doin' to me

and so on.....

[Ellipsis]

Where is it? In the ghetto?

[Patsy33]

In the Ghetto?
Don't be Cruel!

[Bobbisox1]

Hope there’s no age limit as I’ve got A whole lot of Living to do