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[Chipchopper]

I traded my old vacuum in for one of those 'all singing all dancing', robotic ones, well it was only just sitting there collecting dust.

[emmie]

groan.......

[Spicerack]

Sucks, doesn't it emmie.

[emmie]

sure does spicy.

[zebo]

That you there Tim Vine?

[Jackdaw33]

The original joke was by Tim Vine and it was voted the funniest joke of the year at the Edinburgh festival a few years back.

[Spicerack]

I'm shocked and disappointed with you, Chopper. Fancy posting a joke you didn't make up yourself. ;-)

[jno]

second place went to Masai Graham: "I've written a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn't fit it into my set."

[Chipchopper]

Looks Like I'm guilty as charged, but if it made just one person smile, then my work is done.

[aelmpvw]

the mention of dust reminded of the tommy cooper classic . . .
went up the attic with the missus to clean it out, covered in dust and cobwebs but she's good to the kids