The Wife's Tights

[Rondy]

Two guys were out walking home from work one afternoon.
"Man," the first guy said, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip my wife's panties off!"
"What's the rush?" his buddy asked.
"The damn elastic in her tights is killing me...and I think I've laddered them."

[AuntPG]

that does not make sense.

[aelmpvw]

i think we need to replace the word panties with tights . . .

[Sqad]

APG.....it does.

[Sqad]

Correct APG.....It doesn't.

[AuntPG]

sqad not to me I don't wear any :-)

[Sqad]

It does....he could be wearing his wife's pantiesAND her tights atthe same time.

[Sqad]

APG....ah! I remember now..you don't..-;)

[Spicerack]

Daft *** probably put the knickers on over the tights. Amateur.

[aelmpvw]

likely his feet are killing him as well from her high heels

[Spicerack]

AuntPG //that does not make sense.//

Hope you pulled a Margo Leadbetter face when you said that, APG.

[Rondy]

Doh!! I meant to put tights and there's no where to edit it on here.

[aelmpvw]

freudian slip

[Spicerack]

It's not a hanging offence, Rondy.
There'd be some right rows in 'News' if people could alter their posts.

[DTCwordfan]

Buy tie-strings next time....

[bobbinwales]

Freudian slip ael? Was he wearing one of those aswell?