Signs

[Rondy]

These signs have allegedly been spotted in public use.

Sign in a London department store: Bargain basement upstairs.
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In an office: Would the person who took the step ladder yesterday please bring it back or further steps will be taken.
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In an office: After tea break, staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the draining board.
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English sign in a German cafe: Mothers, please wash your hans before eating.
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Outside a second hand shop: We exchange anything--bicycles, washing machines, etc. Why not bring your wife along and get a wonderful bargain.

[brian j john]

I saw a poster once that read
" Budgies for Sale "

And somebody wrote underneath

" Going Cheap "

[burlyshirley]

Ha ha like the one about washing 'hans' !

[Rondy]

Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn't know it, there is a day care on the first floor.

Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges.

Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you where to get lessons.

Sign on a repair shop door: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door, the bell doesn't work.)

Spotted in a toilet in a London office block: Toilet out of order please use floor below.

[sanmac]

This is true, I once saw a sign at a gas-station advertising "RECONDITIONED TIRES, HUGE BLOW-OUT SALE."

[Buenchico]

https://tinyurl.com/nau79a7n

;-)

[vulcan42]

Saw a sign today in my local B&Q on the wild bird supplies shelving. It read ' Seeds will be charged separately at the checkout', I hope buyers have plenty of spare time.