Two Thieves

[Rondy]

A thief got married to a thief. They decided to give up their old ways and begin a family.

Fifteen months after getting married, they were expecting a son. At the hospital their son was born and his hand was closed.

They went for a closer look. They opened up his hand and were surprised by what they found.

The wristwatch of the doctor who delivered him.

[Patsy33]

Only time will tell..

[zebo]

My late father's definition of an obstetrician, someone who could paint the hall through the letter box.

[royfromaus]

Some jokes should be left untold.