Seven Lemons....................

[Shaglene]

There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'
The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'
The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'
The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'
The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'

[Patsy33]

I bet she stopped in a jif!..

[tonyav]

Mother superior was doing her rounds at 5am when she discovered a durex in the hallway & all there gold and silver had been robbed .. she rang the bell and assembled the 100 nuns she announces "
last night all our gold & money had been stolen 99 nuns go OMG , 1 nun goes hehehe.
They also stole all the silver .. 99 nuns go OMG , 1 nun goes hehehe.
She said i also found a used condom in the main hall.. 99 nuns go OMG 1 , nun goes hehehehe.
Mother superior also said the durex was split.
1 nun goes OMFG
99 nuns go hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

[Patsy33]

Lol!