At The Restaurant

[Chipchopper]

I was looking at the menu, and asked the waiter: "what's the soup of the day ?" He said, "hang on a minute, I'll ask the chef" he returned 5 minutes later and said "it's oasis soup, you get a role with it"

[Stickybottle]

Chipchopper
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[Patsy33]

Very good!
Some might say....