Taxi

[Rondy]

There was a lady who took a taxi home, and when the taxi driver approached her house she told him to stop, saying, "Okay, here, here is good."
Then she asked the driver, "How much is it?" And the driver replied, "Ten pounds."
Then, after searching in her purse for a while, she said, "Could you please go back a couple of miles? I have only have a £5 note on me!"

[Patsy33]

:-))

[Barsel]

I bet the taxi driver said,' Is this a joke?'

[bobbinwales]

That's what I said Barsel