Shaun And Paddy
Shaun and Paddy are having a lunchtime session in the pub. "Any money on you?" Paddy asks. "No pal, I'm skint." replied Shaun.
"I know." says Paddy. Mt house is just around the corner, lets nip and see If my mrs will lend me some cash.
As they enter Paddy's house they see his wife and a man naked, making love in the parlour. "What do you want?" His wife yells.
"I'm out of cash love, have you got a couple of quid you can lend me?"
"Take some out of purse in the drawer and *** off." At that Paddy takes a few quid and says: "We've got enough here for another couple of pints."
Shaun is gobsmacked that Paddy turns a blind eye to his wife's antics and says: "What about that bloke in your house?"
"Sod him," says Paddy, "He can buy his own bloody pints."