Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Someone has glued my pack of cards together.

I don't know how to deal with it.

[1ozzy]

When you find the culprit, deck the mongrel!

[emmie]

a case of deal or no deal, sticky

[1ozzy]

Hearts could be broken.

[Hopkirk]

If I find who did it I'll club them.

[emmie]

you need to stop digging with that spade and have a heart.

[Hopkirk]

It was probably Jack. He's a bit of a joker.

[1ozzy]

Said the king of dad jokes

[murraymints]

snigger ! ;0) xx

[Hopkirk]

1ozzy trumped me there.

[1ozzy]

Play your cards right old mate.

[Hopkirk]

You're a diamond.

[1ozzy]

But I need to be dealt with

[Chipchopper]

He's probably bragging about it right now.
Thats not playing the game!

[emmie]

you are all a pack of jokers...

[piggynose]

07.51..snap!

[Patsy33]

You'll have to cut the pack..

[Ken4155]

Oh Emmie and Piggynose, you are a pair:-)

[maggiebee]

From a Jack to a King, with no regrets I played the cards last night. Or rather I didn't in this case!

[Ken4155]

I haven't the patience for dad jokes. They need flushing down the loo.

[Arksided]

Stop the bus, they’re ace.