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Hopkirk | 05:17 Wed 06th Apr 2022 | Jokes
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Someone has glued my pack of cards together.

I don't know how to deal with it.
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When you find the culprit, deck the mongrel!
a case of deal or no deal, sticky
Hearts could be broken.
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If I find who did it I'll club them.
you need to stop digging with that spade and have a heart.
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It was probably Jack. He's a bit of a joker.
Said the king of dad jokes
snigger ! ;0) xx
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1ozzy trumped me there.
Play your cards right old mate.
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You're a diamond.
But I need to be dealt with
He's probably bragging about it right now.
Thats not playing the game!
you are all a pack of jokers...
07.51..snap!
You'll have to cut the pack..
Oh Emmie and Piggynose, you are a pair:-)
From a Jack to a King, with no regrets I played the cards last night. Or rather I didn't in this case!
I haven't the patience for dad jokes. They need flushing down the loo.
Stop the bus, they’re ace.

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