Scotch

[Rondy]

The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?"

The guy answers, "A scotch please."

The bartender hands him the drink and says, "That'll be five pounds,"
to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you
anything for this."

A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says to
the bartender, "You know, he's got you there. In the original offer,
which constitutes a binding contract upon acceptance, there was no
stipulation of remuneration."

The bartender was not impressed but says to the guy, "Okay, you beat me
for a drink. But don't ever let me catch you in here again."

The next day, same guy walks into the bar. Bartender says, "What the
heck are you doing in here? I can't believe you've got the audacity to
come back!"

The guy says, "What are you talking about? I've never been in this
place in my life!"

The bartender replies, "I'm very sorry but this is uncanny. You must
have a double."

To which the guy replies, "Thank you. Make it a scotch."

[maggiebee]

Aye, a canny Scot.

[Bazile]

What a Bampot , this bartender