Married Life

[Rondy]

A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
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There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
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Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
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When I was born, I was given a choice - A big willy or a good memory. I don't remember, what I chose.
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I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.
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