The Pigs

[Rondy]

An old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the pigs making baby pigs. He would get turned on by this and try to get back to the house in time to make love to his wife -- but he always lost the erection before he got there. So one day, he took his hatchet and headed out to the pig pen.
"No!" said his wife. "Don't kill those pigs!"

"I'm not going to kill them. I'm moving the pen closer to the house."