Doctor, Doctor.

[William51]

Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything for my liver?. Yes, here is a bag of onions. - Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything for a bad headache?. Yes, here is a hammer, hit yourself on the head and get a really bad one.

[elliemay1]

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains
Go home and pull yourself together.
(The old ones are the best!)