Doctor, Doctor.

[William51]

Doctor, Doctor. "I feel like a carrot". "Do not get yourself in a stew!". - Doctor, Doctor, "What happened to the man who fell in to a saw and cut his left side of his body off?". "He is all right now!".

[maggiebee]

Pinched!

[Arksided]

Doctor Doctor I feel like a pair of curtains.

Pull the other one they.re blinds forty-five quid from B and Q