Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

My uncle has been taken into hospital with abdominal pain.

When they x-rayed him they could see six toy horses in his stomach.

The doctors describe his condition as stable.

[mallyh]

what a nightmare ,or did he swallow them to be centaur of attraction,at least he won't be saddled with them for long x

[mallyh]

or are they giving him epsom salts x

[Chipchopper]

Wish him a steedy recovery, it cult be worse

[mallyh]

may give him the trots x

[aelmpvw]

odd thing to do, his thinking was probably blinkered

[Ken4155]

Fetlocks. That joke's so old, it withered and died maney, maney years ago.

[maggiebee]

Did he just take the bit between his teeth and run with it?