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Rondy | 16:20 Tue 23rd Aug 2022 | Jokes
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Charlie was in court for a double murder and the judge said, "You are charged with beating your wife to death with a spanner."
A voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You ***!"
The judge continued, "You are also charged with beating your daughter to death with a spanner." Again, the voice at the back of the courtroom yelled out, "You bloody ***!!!"

The judge stopped, looked at the man in the back of the courtroom, and said,
"Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at this crime, but I will not have any more of these outbursts from you or I shall charge you with contempt! Now what is the problem?"

The man at the back of the court stood up and responded, "For fifteen years I've lived next door to that ***. And every time I asked to borrow a bloody spanner, he said he didn't have one!"
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Laughed at this joke first time round and raised a smile when it appeared for the second time, but the third time does nothing for me.

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