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Hopkirk | 06:12 Wed 24th Aug 2022 | Jokes
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I've started a dating app for farmyard animals, but to be honest I'm struggling to make hens meet.
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That was a fowl joke!
06:44 Wed 24th Aug 2022
clucking awful.....!
I guess it's not easy to find a stable relationship.
That was a fowl joke!
……if not a little poultry!
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They aren't interested in getting laid.
Ram it up ewe
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1ozzy!
Don't be sheepish Hoppy
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Just fouling around
Poussin myself laughing.
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Try and keep a capon it.
Egg on some more replies
As yolks go, this one's a bit baa!
Do you think you can pullet off?..
Ewe need to try harder Hoppy, no cock ups
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Did you spot the deliberate error?

I meant just foaling around.

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