Shades Of...

[Chipchopper]

I'm being pestered with phone calls and emails from the furniture shop.
All I wanted was a one-night stand.

[emmie]

was that the knocking shop.....

[1ozzy]

What does a proctologist want from a furniture store?

Stool samples.

[Spicerack]

Serves you right. Have you had any kids sofa?

[ZebuSanctuary]

Have you considered a Tall Boy?

[1ozzy]

Don't enter a motorcycle shop and declare you want a fat boy,,,

[Chipchopper]

I can Harley contain myself :-)

[1ozzy]

LOL

[ZebuSanctuary]

@ ozzy... LOL.. Nothing can touch a Harley for style. Give me a 'street glide'.

[Spicerack]

That's all I wanted when I met my first wife, lazy Susan, in Chesterfield. It's an old story, suite at first to make me settle .
Soon realised she was only after my knick-knacks. Started treating me like a door-mat, put me through the wringer and finally took me to the cleaners.
Wish now I'd stayed on the shelf, in the single bed. ;-(

[ZebuSanctuary]

@ spicey... LOL

I know if a woman who dated a dumb waiter from Sheraton. Ditched him and ended up marrying a Chippendale. Apparently he was alright except he couldn't Dresser himself... Alas!

[Patsy33]

Lighten up!..