Doctor

[Rondy]

Doctors can be frustrating. you wait a onth and half for an appointent and he says" I wis you'dcome to see me sooner"

How do you top a cold going to your chest? tie a knot in your neck

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm a bridge". "Whats Come over you? "Two car a truck and a coach"

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm turning into an apple. "We'll have to get to the core of this"

My Doctor said " I haven't seen you for ages"

I said " No, I've not been well "

I said to my doctor can you give me something for the wind
he gave me a kite.

I said to my doctor can you give me something for my liver
he gave me some onions.

[Bazile]

I went to see my doctor

He said 'go and lie on the couch over there by the window '

I said 'why'?

He said 'i'm trying to clear up , I've finished consultations for the day '