War Relics

[Rondy]

A young lad asks his grandad if he kept anything from the war. His grandad says that he has a German dagger in the loft.
"Wow," says the lad, "Anything else ?"
"Yes there's a German helmet in the loft too."
"Wow grandad, anything else?"
"es there's a Nazi winter coat up there wrapped around the tank."
"WOW GRANDAD, YOU'VE GOT A TANK TOO?"

[Canary42]

LOL