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Hopkirk | 06:53 Wed 30th Nov 2022 | Jokes
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My wife gets annoyed if I mess with her red wine. I've added fruit and lemonade, and now she's sangria than ever.
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Watch out for the Punch!
06:56 Wed 30th Nov 2022
Watch out for the Punch!
I was having a sangria or three with my ex when she said ‘I love you so much, you know. I don’t know how I could ever live without you.’

I said, ‘Is that you or the wine talking?’

She said, ‘It’s me talking to the wine.’
I’ve trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.

It’s a Bordeaux collie.
coat !
I always put German wine in my wife’s stews when she’s not watching. It’s and add hock approach.
well, that's a riesling to be cheerful.
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