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[Rondy]

I called the doctor surgery today to get an appointment.

"How about ten tomorrow morning?" The receptionist asked.

I told her I didn't need that many. One would do.
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My dad was a master at forgery.

He had all the certificates to prove it.
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Me and the wife decided never to go to sleep angry with each other.

We haven't slept a wink since last Thursday!
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I said to my wife: "When I die I'd like to die having sex."

She replied: “At least it’ll be a quick death."
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