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I got so drunk last night that I started a fight with a mop…
To be fair, I wiped the floor with him!
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I phoned the NHS line today and said, "I'm having a real problem getting an erection."
"Well we're here to help you as much as we can sir," the woman replied.
"flipping great," I said. "What colour knickers are you wearing?"
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I once tried to buy a town in the south of France.
The locals were Avignon of it.
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To be fair, I wiped the floor with him!
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I phoned the NHS line today and said, "I'm having a real problem getting an erection."
"Well we're here to help you as much as we can sir," the woman replied.
"flipping great," I said. "What colour knickers are you wearing?"
_______________
I once tried to buy a town in the south of France.
The locals were Avignon of it.
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