The zoo keeper said to Paddy "the female gorilla is on heat and we need someone to have sex with her for £500"
Paddy said " I'll do it but there are 3 conditions. Firstly I won't kiss her and secondly my family must never find out"
What's the 3rd condition then?" said the zoo keeper.
When Indecent Proposal was doing the rounds one of my Year 11 asked me at lunchtime if I would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. She was shocked when I replied Where would I get a million dollars! But not as surprised as the Ofsted inspector who had been working round the corner, she nearly choked on her butty apparently!