And There's More

[Rondy]

I put my landing light on
The a plane crashed into my house.
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Before marriage I would sit at a red traffic light for hours, because I had no one to tell me the light had changed to green!
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I took my wife to an orchard for her birthday.
We stood their looking at the trees for hours.
Not exactly the Apple watch she was expecting as a present!
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My wife had terrible headaches whenever I cooked with barley, wheat or oats.
She was really suffering from my grains.
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I manage an all-Chinese, Iron Maiden tribute band
Perhaps you've heard of.....Maiden China.
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Ever since I swallowed a watch I've been keeping myself busy taking laxitives, eating lots of fruit and drinking prune juice.
Anything to pass the time.
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[Patsy33]

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