Facts

[maggiebee]

It's all about the stats today folks........

1. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed
2. All polar bears are left-handed
3. If your car is stolen, there's a 10 percent chance it was taken by a Polar bear.

1. A total of 4000 cans are opened around the world every second
2. Ten babies are conceived around the world every second
3. Each time you open a can, you stand a 1 in 400 chance of becoming pregnant

[Patsy33]

:-))

[DTCwordfan]

I'm not surprised at joke 2 - it's all that sperm that comes out with the fizz when you pull the tab back....

[Zacs-Master]

Joking aside, some ABers actually work on the 'logic' used in those 2 examples.