Oooops

[Rondy]

A man is at work when he receives a text.
"Hi, this John your neighbour. I have to confess I've been using your wife every day for the last two weeks! I'm not getting any at home and I thought you wouldn't mind!"
The man downed tools and raced to his house, into the kitchen and grabbed his wife by the hair. He dragged her to the door and threw her out into the street. He slammed the door shut and locked it!
"That's taken care of that hussy!" he said to himself.
A short time later he got another text.
"Hi, it's your neighbour again. Sorry, there was a typo, I meant WiFi!"

[1ozzy]

So what happend to his modem?

[Hopkirk]

It keeps dropping out

[Gramps82]

And yet another one that has been published before. I think you must be trawling web sites and resurrecting jokes posted by other people.

[Ken4155]

^
As must you to know that these jokes have been published on other websites. Lighten up, Gramps.

[Patsy33]

Lol!

[THECORBYLOON]

GRAMPS, the joke you posted in February has been doing the rounds for at least ten year.

[Bazile]

Gramps
Most jokes have been published before .

So 99.9 % of all the jokes posted on here won't be new jokes .

[Peter Pedant]

joke resurrection?
I wd prefer resurretion somewhere else please