Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

What do you call birds that stick together?
Velcrows.

[Chipchopper]

You must be raven ....

[bobbinwales]

I think that jokes a rip off

[DTCwordfan]

I'm laughing my tits off

[Patsy33]

Caw, what a carrion!..

[Ken4155]

No they don't! You must think we're all guillemot and that we'll swallow anything you jay. Your statement is a load of old chiffchaff, Hoppy, and if eider been you, i certainly wouldn't have made tit.
I suppose wren you come back at me, you'll do so with a swift retort, puffin your chest out, cracking on you're a ruff 'un in an effort to have me craking in me boots. Well, i don't do scared so i couldn't give two coots.
And, if you still believe your statement is correct, i'll avocet with you that you're wrong.

[jno]

you're avian a larf

[mallyh]

DTCwordfan tghat made me laugh x:-)

[mallyh]

oops that^^^^