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I got thrown out of the theatre for eating popcorn…
Why are surgeons so uptight?
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Saw Dr Hook in the 70's…
Worst prostate exam ever!
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I bought some expensive laxatives from my pharmacy...
They gave me a good run for my money!
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I sat down for dinner at a restaurant, and the waiter asked me, “Do you want to hear today’s special?”
I said, “Yes please.”
Waiter: “No problem sir. Today is special.”
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Therapist: So what brings the two of you here today?
My wife: It’s impossible to live with him. He’s too literal.
Me: My car.
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