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[Rondy]

Frank Sinatra had a wheat allergy, and so avoided eating most types of bread...
Baguettes - he's had a few, but then again, too few to mention.
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Who said "Let them tweet cake."
Marie Internette.
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My wife and I met when we were training to be ophthalmologists.
Were were eye school sweethearts!
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I was going to a fancy dress party as a sweet shop owner, tried on my outfit, and the missus said ‘come on, give me a twirl’
I thought ‘blimey, it must be quite convincing’
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I was driving down the road this morning when I suddenly disappeared into a portion of sour cream and chive.
I didn't see the dip in the road.
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[Patsy33]

They get better! :-))