And There's More

[Rondy]

You can get a cup of hot Joe any time at the cannibal diner.
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I am not that good at chess. The only time I'll ever be able to say "Checkmate" is if I eat at an Australian restaurant.
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I have kleptomania. But when it gets bad, I take something for it.
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Patient: "Doctor. I think I'm addicted to Twitter."
Doctor: "Sorry. I don't follow you."
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I just told my joke about Peter Pan again. It never gets old.
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[Patsy33]

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