The Raffle

[Rondy]

A woman arrives home from work and her husband
notices she's wearing a diamond necklace. He
asks his wife, "Where did you get that necklace?"
She replies, "I won it in a raffle at work. Go get my
bath ready while I start dinner." The next day, the
women arrives home from work wearing a
diamond bracelet. Her husband asks, "Where did
you get the bracelet?" She replies, "I won it in a
raffle at work. Go get my bath ready while I start
dinner." The next day, her husband notices she
arrives home from work wearing a mink coat.
He
says, "I suppose you won that in a raffle at work?"
She replies, "Yeah I did! How did you guess? Go
get my bath ready while I start supper." Later after
supper, she goes to take her bath and she notices
there is only one inch of water in the tub. She yells
to her husband, "HEY! There's only an inch of water
in the tub."
He replies, "I didn't want you to get
your raffle ticket wet."