Steak

[Rondy]

Waiter: "How do you like your steak sir?"
Sir: "Like winning an argument with my wife."
Waiter: "Ah,rare it is then sir."

[Arksided]

;-))

[kuiperbelt]

LOL :-)

[Hopkirk]

Well done

[drmorgans]

Not bloody then?

[Chipchopper]

Rare, just saw the horns off.