I had a beer last night and on the side of the can, it said, “Best drunk in June, 2023”.
I want to thank the beer company for this prestigious award.
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I'm in the semi-finals of the 'World Sideways Glance Championships' competition next week.
I'm not looking forward to it.
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Hats off to Sir Walter Harleywhistle, inventor of the pneumatic drill, who has died aged 94.
It was a truly groundbreaking innovation.
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Once again I've entered the annual tightest hat competition in our town.
This year I'm just hoping…that I can pull it off.
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