Urologist

[Rondy]

A urologist in London had a water leak in his bathroom on a Sunday.
He called a plumber who charged him a £50 call out fee plus another £100 for fixing the problem in 15 minutes.
The urologist was shocked and said to the plumber, "I am a Urologist, I fix human water works and I don't get paid this much."
The plumber replied, "I know, that is why I quit Urology and took up plumbing… no risk, no litigation, more money, taps don't bleed and you don't need an anaesthetist too!!”