Job Advert

[Rondy]

There was an advert in our local paper for a fanny waxers assistant, in the job description it said, you will need to greet beautiful women with a smile, then help undress and bath them, then you will be required to rub a special warm lotion all around their private parts, in preparation for the waxer to do their job...
I phoned a local number to apply and some guy told me I needed to go
to a place called Truro in Cornwall, over 200 miles away for an interview...
"But it was in the local paper, I thought it was in our town"...
He said... "Yeah it is, but that's where the end of the queue is."