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I went to the doctors about my blocked ear.
He said, "What ear is it?"
I said, "Two thousand and twenty three."
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I was addicted to Nesquik for 10 years then decided to go cold turkey.
Haven't had the shakes for over a week now!
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My friend was shocked when I told him I don’t know what the word “apocalypse” means.
I said “Relax. It’s not the end of the world.”
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A lorry carrying carrots, turnips and parsnips has spilled its load on the A46
Police are advising travellers to use alternative roots.
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He said, "What ear is it?"
I said, "Two thousand and twenty three."
___
I was addicted to Nesquik for 10 years then decided to go cold turkey.
Haven't had the shakes for over a week now!
___
My friend was shocked when I told him I don’t know what the word “apocalypse” means.
I said “Relax. It’s not the end of the world.”
___
A lorry carrying carrots, turnips and parsnips has spilled its load on the A46
Police are advising travellers to use alternative roots.
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