Football
David took his girlfriend Sarah to a football game.
The young couple found seats in the crowded stadium and were watching the action.
A substitute was put into the game, and as he was running onto the field to take his position,
David said to Sarah, “Take a good look at that guy. I expect him to be our best man next year.”
Sarah’s face lit up as she said, “That’s the strangest way I’ve ever heard for someone to propose, but regardless of how you said it, I accept”
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