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[Rondy]

Underwent neck surgery last year. I haven't looked back since.
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People who say, "you know what I mean" a lot, are relying far too heavily on my mind reading skills.
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My wife tells me I can be an idiot sometimes.
I think it's pretty cool of her to give me permission like that.
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Nationwide must have looked pretty silly when they opened their first branch.
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[Canary42]

Plagiarism - the last one's from Edinburgh Fringe.

[Tubbycoates]

Are these supposed to be funny?
Because they aren't.

[elliemay1]

Do you like this one-liner Tubby?
Waiter, get me a crocodile sandwich and make it snappy!

[bobbinwales]

I hope a mod removes your post again tubbycoats. I like them. Can you give an example of what a good joke would look like to you?

[elliemay1]

The man who invented the umbrella was going to call it a brella but then he wasn't sure!

[ABSpareEditor]

Lighten up, Tubbycoates.

[windywillow]

I disagree with the Tubby one, they had me chuckling.

[1ozzy]

22:05
Thats a winner!

Beat that Tubby, etc.

[William51]

The idiot is the best one.