And There's More

[Rondy]

At the Fairy Liquid visitor centre, I watch a man turning people way.
'Why are you turning people away?' I asked.
He replied....... 'I'm the Deter Gent'!
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I want to build a career as an artist life model, but I keep being cancelled for facing the wrong way.
It's back to the drawing board each time.
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NASA will never send a Dyson into space because the universe abhors a vacuum.
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An artist and his model are kissing on the sofa when they hear the front door open.
"Oh my God! It’s the wife” shouts the artist. “quick! Get your clothes off!”
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Done my back in on an exercise bike.
They're rubbish for doing wheelies on.
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Sky Sports is reporting that a Man United training session was delayed nearly 2 hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the pitch.
Training was suspended and the police was called.
After a complete analysis, experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the Goal Line.
Training resumed after the police decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again this season.
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[Canary42]

Wicked :-) :-) :-)