A Few More

[Rondy]

Unfortunate news just in from the West Midlands, A mammoth food mixer has reportedly gone out of control at a food processing plant in Walsall,... the entire factory has now gone into liquidation!
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A lady Clairvoyant from Carshalton, was granted a divorce on the grounds of her husbands adultery, next weekend, in Brighton?
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The prime minister has said that the state of the British Economy was in no way connected with the arrest this morning on a Dover beach, of a large group of illegal immigrants who were trying to leave the country!
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